I. Basics
1.Name: Anna, universally just 'Anna'. No last name. My legal name is Hannah Marie Koontz - that's not me.
2.Sign: Leo to the core.
3.Occupation: Renaissance woman, lost girl, self-revolutionary, student of the world.
4.Gender: Female.
5.Living Arrangement: I share a small one-bedroom apartment with my wife, the squirrels, and the sounds of our eccentric neighbors.
6.Political view point: My own. I think what I think, I disagree when I disagree.
7.Sexual Orientation: Pansexual.
II. Not-so-rhetorical questions (explain each answer)
1. 3 things you look for in a partner are: The ability to not give a shit, extreme devotion (loyalty), intelligence. I want someone who will turn up the music as loud as it can go, drive recklessly on an empty highway, scream into the wind, laugh loudly at 5am. I want someone who will listen to me talk and talk back, map my body for hours every day, hold me even when I'm not cold, smother me with kisses and compliments every minute.
2. If you could be in a painting, what would it be? I want to be Mona Lisa.
3. What is the absolute best piece of music ever written? Fur Elise, I can lose myself in it.
4. If you were a smell, what would it be? A deep, sweet and musky smell.
5. You're dead. Where are you? Nowhere. I don't want to be a mindless immortal spirit, that's not even me. And reincarnation isn't me, ether. I want to be nothing at all.
6. What are your actions and thoughts when you pass a homeless person? Ignore.
7. What tarot card are you? I don't want to be a Tarot Card - I am myself, a myriad of things. One card can't possibly encompass 'me'.
8. If you were a liquid, what would you be? Warm chocolate with whipped cream and caramel.
9. If you could pick one, which movie would you most likely pick to be a reality for you? Pride and Prejudice. The ultimate life and love.
10. What genre of music are you? New Age.
11. What's your favorite fable/ fairy tale and why? I honestly can't think of just one.
12. What's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to you? Nothing sticks out right now.
13. What's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you? It's more about what they don't say. They don't think I'm anything enough to warrant attention. It's a constant battle of jealousy for me.
14. What body part are you? Lips.
15. What mythological creature would you be? A siren.
16. What heroic figure would you be? Ew, heroes. Where's my villains at?
17. What type of dessert would you be? Some type of Chocolate silk pie or cheesecake - your ultimate indulgence.
18. What alcoholic drink would you be? Some sweet yet bitter.
19. If your life were a taste, what would it be? A side dish that was cooked wrong and turned out inedible.
20. If you could commission an artist to paint/sculpt your likeness, who would it be? Vermeer - the unanimous pick for artist!
21. What has been the single most defining moment in your life? When I left the house.
22. What bodily noise are you? Nervous giggles, and throaty moans.
23. You're trapped in a year of history. What year is it? Year 3000. I want to know the future.
24. You're an article of clothing. Big comfy soft warm shirt.
25. What's your worst fear? To not matter.
26. What is the official title of your life? Untitled.
27. If your life was a road sign, which would it be? Construction Ahead.
28. What song LYRIC best describes you/your life?
29. What music/group do you like secretly? None.
III. What is...?
1. What is "ugly"? Fat.
2. What is "sexy"? Smooth curves.
3. What is "beautiful"? Pale skin in candlelight.
4. What is "immoral"? Nothing.
5. What is "romantic"? Unconditional love.
6. What is "breathtaking"? Being free.
7. What is "astounding"? Being able to do whatever you want.
8. What is "euphoric"? A moment of completion.
9. What is "unthinkable"? Living.
10. What is "infuriating"? Not being able to live.
11. What is "hatred"? Humanity.
12. What is "dread"? Death as no one.
13. What is "kindness"? Being better.
14. What is "completion"? A single moment where you don't think.
IV. Three words or less
1. If you could get any job, what would it be? No job.
2. Three traits that do not describe you: Kind, unselfish, immaterial.
3. What are people's first impressions of you? Shy/Quiet.
4. Are you attractive enough? No.
5. You have to move. Where do you go? The UK.
6. What periodic element are you? Fuck that.
7. What natural disaster are you? Global Warming.
8. Name three song titles that describe you? "Girl Anachronism" "Danger! High Voltage!" "House of Wolves"
9. What psychological disorder are you? Bi-polar.
10. What's your favorite swear word? "Bitch".
11. What store chain are you? Not a store chain, the designer clothes you would never be able to wear.
12. Your life is a story by a famous author (living or dead). Who is it? Neil Gaiman.
13. What pop/soda are you? Rootbeer.
14. What facial expression are you? A shy smile.
15. What STD are you? AIDS.
16. What drug are you? Suicide.
17. What musical instrument are you? Harp.
18. What is your favorite smell? Clean cold crisp air.
19. What fashion disaster or beauty disaster are you? Wearing clothing that would look good on a skinnier girl.
V. Descriptions.
1. Describe your first kiss. At night, it was snowing and we were freezing and I asked her and she said yes, so I did.
2. Describe your ambitions. Being able to buy whatever I want without a second thought.
3. Describe your partner. Gorgeous, intelligent.
4. Describe your fashion sense. What I wear, what I want.
5. Describe yourself with a verb. Hate.
6. Describe one of your hang ups. I dislike everyone.
7. Describe one of your passions. Movies.
8. Describe your utopia. See Section V. question #2.
9. Describe your favorite clothing style on the opposite sex. A nice, body hugging ribbed cashmere sweater and black tight pants.
10. Describe your family. Non-existent.
11. Describe an abnormality that makes you uncomfortable. My weight. Or maybe my teeth. I used to hate this horrible wart I had.
12. Describe something about yourself that you hate but can't change. Myself.
13. Describe one of your prejudices. Mandy knows.
14. Describe the sound a failed dream would make. Nothing, it just tapers off.
15. Describe the sound of happiness. Slow chords.
VI. ...
1. The moral of your life story is... “Failure"
2. A doctor has bad news for you. You immediately think... “What else?”
3. People sever ties with you because...I'm a bitch.
4. Someone says "No offense, but..." and you think... "Not if I insult you first.”
5. You're loaded. The first thing you buy is... Whatever I can on the internet.
6. You're on your death bed. Your last words are... I wouldn't be able to say them.
7. You find flowers on your doorstep. You think... “Weirdo.”
8. You scream at a scary movie because... it startled me.
9. A member of the opposite sex is staring you down. It's because... My fertility is attractive.
10. If you could acquire any talent, it would be... being better.
11. You burst out laughing. It's because... Mandy said something insane.
12. You're in a murderous rage. As usual.
